WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

You might be a Sarah Palin fan if…

• you only made it to school one day and it rained and the teacher didn’t show up
• you hated Social Studies in school because it didn’t cover important social subjects like Elvis or Madonna or Britney Spears
• you can see Russia from your backyard
• you have a bumper sticker that says something about “peel my cold, dead fingers from my gun”
• you’re one of the 25% of Americans who are still employed and think Bush was a great president
• you know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull
• you don’t know the difference between a corsage and a funeral wreath
• you actually believe the war in Iraq was about anything other than driving up Haliburton stock
• you think Katie Couric asked trick questions
• you think Cheney is not Satan
• you believe publishing a “Sarah, Plain and Tall and Victim” expose book will really launch Palin’s career
• you’re willing to stand up on national television and say, ”all I need to know is in the Bible”
• you “know” that Barak Hussein Obama is secretly a Muslim
• you’re still arguing that the moon landings were faked