Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
The Diva Drew and I were watching TV tonight and saw an oxymoron in a commercial – a cool-looking Buick. That’s like saying Dick Cheney has a soul. Or Bush has a brain. We’re talking Land of OZ here. On top of which, I hate SUVs. I’m a gearhead and a sporty car guy. BMWs, Ferraris, Lambos, Astons, Maseratis, Koenigsegg, Pagani. Even Allards, Deuse’s and Morgans, for god’s sakes. But Buick?
But there it was. A sharp looking Buick SUV. Horrors!
Most SUVs have the svelt of a semi. But this thing has some curves, a nice splash of chrome, and the damned interior is SEDUCTIVE!
Oh, this is just too much. I actually want one.
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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