WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Billy Mays is the most annoying person on TV. If anyone in the developed world disagrees with me it’s because they are deaf. Or dead.

I’ve always had a fondness for the mute button on my remote control. I consider it the greatest invention of the Twentieth Century, right after microwave popcorn.

And Billy Mays has finally proven me correct. Without the benefit of the mute button, I can safely say I would probably be wearing a wrap-around white dinner jacket complete with buckles. And one of those cute little white masks to keep me from biting people.

Yes, Billy Mute is a pox on society. Obviously, he’s very successful because all these god-damned companies keep hiring him to annoy the crap out of me! Who is buying shit from this pitch man from Hell?

If you hate Billy Mays as much as I do, please let the world know. He must be stopped! He is a cancer on the body politic…he is a canker sore on the ass of society…he’s gotta be stopped!!!

And if you leave a comment right now, we’ll throw in not one, not two, but three…