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Piggy’s Sanity Demands the End of the Primaries
21May2008 Filed under: humor, politics Author: bobwayne
If Piggy sees another news story about the Obama Clinton Primary soap opera, I swear to god he’s going postal. However, he has a solution. Lock the two candidates in a room together. Drop a gun from a trap door in the ceiling. Whoever walks out, wins.
Of course, this theory is presented by the same pig who thought the solution to the political problems in the Middle East was to carpet bomb it and pave it.
“Nuke ‘em till they glow then shoot ‘em in the dark!” Yeah, baby!
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dawnpatika
May 21st, 2008 at 7:43 am
Jeez Piggy, dark side much! Turn off the news, step away from the computer and go outside for a walk in the sun and clear your black, twisted piggy brain.
Bob Wayne
May 21st, 2008 at 7:51 am
Hey, don’t get mad at Piggy.He learned everything he knows about “diplomacy” from the Bush Doctrine. Shoot first and ask questions never. Compassionate conservatism from the end of a gun barrel.
dawnpatika
May 21st, 2008 at 8:28 am
I stand by my original comment.
Besides, ALL politicians suck ALL the time, no sense Piggy getting his wee piggy kinckers in a twist over this year’s political cluster fuck.