WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Piggy has a lot of favorite movies. Some of them even have humans in them (even if we are his least favorite species…). Now that Piggy has his own computer, he can watch all the movies he wants, any time he wants. Even the icky ones…

Here’s a list of some of his favorites for all Piggy’s fans to enjoy:

• Doc Hollywood
  - what can I say? Piggy says Jasmine the pig is HOT. He wore out my videotape of the movie back in the 90′s. Now he has a DVD of the movie so he can rewind her over and over and over…
• The Matrix
  - The idea of humans turned into a bunch of batteries to power machines really tickled his fancy.
• National Lampoon’s Animal House
  - If you’ve seen the movie, if you’ve watched Bluto, you can understand the appeal to a pig.
• Grosse Pointe Blank
  - Piggy wouldn’t mind capping a few humans so a funny movie about someone who shoots people for a living, well…that just tickles his fancy. (Besides, he knows I’m from Detroit so…)
• Duck Soup
  - Any movie where something gets cooked besides the pig is alright in Piggy’s eyes…(even if it’s just the title.)
• The Pink Panther
  - I think it’s just a “pink” thing…who knows?
• Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  - a guy who protects animals? You gotta ask?

And no, he doesn’t like Charlottes’ Web. No humans were killed or eaten in the making of the film.