Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
I mean, how would you feel if you opened your door and you were stnding there looking back at you? Of course, in Piggy’s case, he’s pissed off because it’s “all about him.” And how can it be all about him when there’s more than one of him?
Well, the Diva Drew is on Piggy’s “shit list” because she’s selling Piggys as fast as she can shove them out the door. Piggy’s gotten so intolerable we may just sohon=ve him out the door too. Anybody want to buy his worthless butt? Here you go…Get Piggy.
- Tags: Boynton pig, Kohls pig, Piggy, plush pig
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Diva Drew
August 7th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
subliminal message…. must buy Piggy…. must have Piggy…. Piggy pay mortgage