Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Yes, our intrepid Piggy has finally found a way to travel to Europe. He is, of course, rising “piggy-back” in Lisa Drew’s backpack.
He’s brought along everything he needs. A bag of truffles, a bag of breath mints and an airsick bag. Yes, our Piggy is prepared.
He’s also figured out how to hide from the long arm of Homeland Security.
He figures the Homeland Security people were hired by “the same idiot” who botched up Katrina so badly. If Chertoff gave these people guns, god help any piggies without passports.
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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