Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy Takes A Bath…well, he got one anyway
23Mar2010 Filed under: Piggy Author: bobwayne
Why, just this morning I caught him climbing into the dishwasher trying to lick the plates from last night (or from last week for all I know). Well, it seemed an opportune moment to get the little porker the one thing he’s desperately needed for, dare I say it, months? Sooooo…
Lookin' for lunch in all the wrong places
Too good an opportunity to pass up
See ya in half an hour Piggy
Little bastard put up quite a fightThe little porker had it comin'
A clean (but pissed) Piggy
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Diva Drew
March 24th, 2010 at 7:57 am
so that’s where that pink fuzz came from on my martini glass…
Barbara Mednick
March 30th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Very funny blog post on giving the poor little porker a bath! I laughed my ass off with the entertaining photos and captions…pigs don’t like to get wet I imagine…so I commend you for insisting that he “clean his act up a bit”! It reminds me of what I have to go through to give my dog a bath.