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Piggy Rescued By Chinese Government – Char Siu Bao?
9Jan2010 Filed under: Piggy Author: bobwayne
Piggy was “rescued” by the Chinese government’s secret Commienaut space program. The Yellow-Menace-One space capsule “gobbled him up” at approximately 11:35am GMT Friday. His whereabouts since then are unknown.
We had hoped Santa would resue him and find a nice home for him (anywhere else would be fine) but Santa was afraid Piggy’s predilection for Piggy Porn might make him an innappropriate companion for kids.
All our begging and pleading was to no avail.
So now he’s in the clutches of the Chinese government and we fear the worst. We’ll keep you updated. Really.
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