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Piggy Receives Death Threat Over Swine Flu
29Apr2009 Filed under: Piggy Author: bobwayne
A death threat was phoned to Piggy yesterday over the Swine Flu epidemic. Thenkfully, Piggy records all phone calls and immediately notified the FBI. Of course, the FBI just laughed and hung up.
We have transcribed the phone call and posted it here in case someone wants to take responsibility for the anonymous phone call. We tried to get a quote from Piggy but he’s busy “polishing his gun.”
Here’s the phone call as transcribed by Piggy’s Filipino virtual assistant:
“Hey, you little pig. I know you’re the one who started this whole swine flu epidemic. And I’m gonna git you. I’m thinkin’ bacon, sausage and pork roast. Or maybe I’ll just put you on a spit and roast your pink little butt.
Whaddaya think ‘o that, eh? Me and my buddies are gonna be munchin’ on barbecued pig’s knuckles tonight!”
- Tags: death threat, epidemic, FBI, Piggy, Swine flu
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Diva Drew
May 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
poor Piggy… of course, I’ve never been one to turn down a nice slab of BBQ ribs
bobwayne
May 2nd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
“You are a sick and twisted individual” – Piggy