Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy Pees In The Pool
4Jun2010 Filed under: Piggy Author: bobwayne
Piggy drunk again
Yes, it should be no surprise that our Piggy peed in the pool. The big question is, which pool? We recommend staying away from all water sports (not including Golden Showers, of course, which obviously don’t count) until we’ve established which pool Piggy defiled and clean it up.
If you’ve ever watched Piggy polish off a case of wine or a couple of fifths of booze, you’ll understand our concern. Whatever pool he peed in is now flammable and one spark could incinerate everyone in it.
We’ll keep you up to date. Piggy isn’t talking. Of course, it’s hard to talk when you’re in a drunken stupor…
- Tags: pee, peeing, Piggy. Golden Showers, pool, water sports
About Bob Wayne's Blog
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
The Official Mascot of Bob Wayne’s Blog – Piggy!!!
Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
Leave a reply