WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Poor Piggy. He was kidnapped by aliens of the twefth kind. Okay, so it took us a month to notice but what of it? We knew it would happen. I warned him to quit going through my “junk” emails but he wouldn’t listen.

He was always ordering stuff to lengthen, fatten, harden or cause his member to vibrate. Or buying genuine imitation Gucci watches or sending emails to Robert S. Mueller of the ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION asking what they do with the leftover cash. And I found five gallons of acai berry juice behind the bar in the basement!

Sooner or later, it had to happen.

All we have left is this dramatic video footage…oops, sorry. The video just exploded. Obviously, the government is in league with the aliens. Part of the Muslim Interstellar Conspiracy. We’ll keep you posted…