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Piggy Is Thankful On Thanksgiving Day
19Nov2008 Filed under: Piggy Author: bobwayne
Yes, it’s true. Piggy is thankful on Thanksgiving.
As we all know, Piggy is a thoughtful and tender pig. A gentleman at heart. A lover in disguise…
So, what is Piggy thankful for on that brisk November day, when everyone is pulling out their napkins, forks and trays?
Heeeee’s thankful for soy bacon,
vegetarians and Jews
He’s thankful for those Muslims,
Who follow Isalmic Law
He’s thankful for National Pig Day
that happens on March First
He’s thankful for the airlines,
that no longer serve you meals
He’s thankful for Yellow Pig Day
and the Number 17
But mostly he’s just thankful,
that the Pilgrims had no pigs!
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The Diva Drew
November 20th, 2008 at 6:06 am
National Pig Day – who knew?