WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Piggy now admits to starting the Swine Flu epidemic. Especially after a little “persuading.” Yep, nothing like a little waterboarding to clear out the cobwebs and get the truth out of a little Piggy. Especially when it’s this much fun!

Piggy not only admitted his guilt, he also named all his conspirators. Pretty much everyone he knew and quite a few people he didn’t trying to get them to stop. But how can you stop when you’re having this much fun?

Kind of like the good ol’ days when they dunked women to see if they were witches. If they drowned, they weren’t a witch and got a proper Christian burial. If they didn’t drown, they were a witch and were promptly burned at the stake. God, I bet Cheney really missed the simplicity of that kind of logic.

In our constant quest for the truth, we secretly obtained pictures of all the recreational activities. Kind of like Abu G. but without the dogs. Or like Guantanamo without the Cubans. Or like the CIA’s secret prisons in European countries that would look the other way for a buck. Or Dick Cheney’s bedroom.

Careful…the pictures are pretty graphic…

Piggy waterboarding by the CIA

Piggy waterboarding by the FBI

Piggy waterboarding by the NSA

Piggy waterboarding by the SPCA

Piggy waterboarding by PITA

Piggy waterboarding by the National Pork Board

Piggy waterboarding by the Janitor – try waterboarding at home, kids…it's fun!