Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy Admits to Starting Swine Flu Epidemic…After Sufficient Waterboarding
2 May 2009 Author: bobwayne In: Piggy, politicsPiggy now admits to starting the Swine Flu epidemic. Especially after a little “persuading.” Yep, nothing like a little waterboarding to clear out the cobwebs and get the truth out of a little Piggy. Especially when it’s this much fun!
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Piggy Receives Death Threat Over Swine Flu
29 Apr 2009 Author: bobwayne In: Piggy
A death threat was phoned to Piggy yesterday over the Swine Flu epidemic. Thenkfully, Piggy records all phone calls and immediately notified the FBI. Of course, the FBI just laughed and hung up.
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Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak Speaks to City Planners
26 Apr 2009 Author: bobwayne In: Minnesota, politics
Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak, a former city planner, spoke to city planners from across the United States this morning at the American Planning Association’s National Planning Conference in Minneapolis.
The Buddha Squirrel is Gone
19 Apr 2009 Author: bobwayne In: humor
The Buddha Squirrel is gone…I spent all winter trying to get a picture of the Buddha Squirrel. He would climb to the top of the fence post in front of our house, sit with his little paws resting on his fat belly, and contemplate the universe. (Or stare into our house…I was never quite sure.)
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- Tags: Buddha, ninjas, Piggy, squirrel
About Bob Wayne's Blog
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
The Official Mascot of Bob Wayne’s Blog – Piggy!!!
Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
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