Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Atypical day in the Bob Wayne household…
25 May 2009 Author: bobwayne In: Piggy
Yeah, that’s “atypical”, not “a typical.” Piggy ran away. He’s really miffed about all the pig roasts going on for the Memorial Day holiday.
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Swine Flu, which is highly contagious, could combine with Bird Flu, which is much more deadly, according to an expert quoted in the Star Tribune today. According to Piggy, that could only happen when pigs fly…
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Minneapolis Got Its Cherry Back!
7 May 2009 Author: bobwayne In: Art
Minneapolis got it’s favorite cherry back recently. I don’t know when it happened. I just drove past the Walker Arts Center and the Diva Drew screamed, “It’s back!”
Piggy Admits to Starting Swine Flu Epidemic…After Sufficient Waterboarding
2 May 2009 Author: bobwayne In: Piggy, politicsPiggy now admits to starting the Swine Flu epidemic. Especially after a little “persuading.” Yep, nothing like a little waterboarding to clear out the cobwebs and get the truth out of a little Piggy. Especially when it’s this much fun!
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- Tags: CIA, FBI, Guantanamo, National Pork Board, NSA, Piggy, PITA, SPCA, Swine flu, waterboarding
Piggy Receives Death Threat Over Swine Flu
29 Apr 2009 Author: bobwayne In: Piggy
A death threat was phoned to Piggy yesterday over the Swine Flu epidemic. Thenkfully, Piggy records all phone calls and immediately notified the FBI. Of course, the FBI just laughed and hung up.
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- Tags: death threat, epidemic, FBI, Piggy, Swine flu
About Bob Wayne's Blog
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
The Official Mascot of Bob Wayne’s Blog – Piggy!!!
Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
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