Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Yes, Piggy has been found by Buddha Squirrel. In Paris of all places. Could it be the siren call of truffles that drew our intrepid pig to the outskirts of La Ville-Lumière?
Yes, I missed Bob Dylan’s birthday again and I feel just…I don’t know…bored. Piggy sent him a box of steaks and a handful of Cuban cigars. He likes Jews for some reason…
Yeah, that’s “atypical”, not “a typical.” Piggy ran away. He’s really miffed about all the pig roasts going on for the Memorial Day holiday.
Swine Flu, which is highly contagious, could combine with Bird Flu, which is much more deadly, according to an expert quoted in the Star Tribune today. According to Piggy, that could only happen when pigs fly…
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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