Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy Rescued By Chinese Government – Char Siu Bao?
9 Jan 2010 Author: bobwayne In: Piggy
Piggy was “rescued” by the Chinese government’s secret Commienaut space program. The Yellow-Menace-One space capsule “gobbled him up” at approximately 11:35am GMT Friday. His whereabouts since then are unknown.
I was monitoring my Junk mail folder this morning. I get around 250 junk emails a day but sometimes the “good stuff” ends up in there so, hey, gotta check.
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- Tags: Amway, Junk Email, Piggy, sex, Spam
Yes, I’m afraid Piggy…er…I mean we’re so excited Piggy escaped from the aliens! Unfortunately, his bacon went from the frying pan into the fire so to speak.
Piggy Kidnapped by Aliens of the Twelfth Kind
7 Dec 2009 Author: bobwayne In: Piggy
Poor Piggy. He was kidnapped by aliens of the twefth kind. Okay, so it took us a month to notice but what of it? We knew it would happen. I warned him to quit going through my “junk” emails but he wouldn’t listen.
Piggy is back from his vacation. He’s a pretty happy pig. He’s been flying all over the country spreading Swine flu everywhere he goes.
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- Tags: Bubonic plague, Piggy, Swine flu
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Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
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