Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
You know, it takes brass balls to put up with Minnesota winters. It’s like the relationship from hell. Every time you walk out the door you get slapped.
I found a note on my desk this morning. It said, “Next blog post – Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer”. Cool. Problem is, I have no idea what the brilliant thought was behind this post idea.
I went to grab my shaving cream this morning out of the bottom cabinet in the bathroom. A bolt of pain shot through my back that just about sent me flying over the toilet. I won’t deny that getting older has it’s benefits. However, aches, pains, creaks, groans, and general decrepitness ain’t part of the benefits package.
I can’t even begin to explain how many levels of “I just want to slap this geek” are coursing through my follicle support system. Here I am, trying to find WordPress plugins to help me make more money so I can retire in complete sloth and I find the word “upgradation” in the installation instructions for a plugin.
Thought I’d introduce you to my humble workspace. I’ll tell you what…it doesn’t get any better than this. At least, not at my income level.
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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