Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Okay, now I’m really pissed off. Youth-impaired?
30 Jan 2008 Author: bobwayne In: Fireball XL-5, Youth impaired, getting old, humor, life chronicles
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The Diva Drew and I were watching TV tonight and saw an oxymoron in a commercial – a cool-looking Buick. That’s like saying Dick Cheney has a soul. Or Bush has a brain. We’re talking Land of OZ here. On top of which, I hate SUVs. I’m a gearhead and a sporty car guy. BMWs, Ferraris, Lambos, Astons, Maseratis, Koenigsegg, Pagani. Even Allards, Deuse’s and Morgans, for god’s sakes. But Buick?
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Minnesota Winters Suck – Nietzsche Be Damned!
30 Jan 2008 Author: bobwayne In: humor, life chroniclesYou know, it takes brass balls to put up with Minnesota winters. It’s like the relationship from hell. Every time you walk out the door you get slapped.
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Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer
28 Jan 2008 Author: bobwayne In: getting old, humor, life chroniclesI found a note on my desk this morning. It said, “Next blog post – Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer”. Cool. Problem is, I have no idea what the brilliant thought was behind this post idea.
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Live Fast, Die Young, Yada, Yada; A Little Tough at 50
27 Jan 2008 Author: bobwayne In: cheap wine, getting old, humor, life chroniclesI went to grab my shaving cream this morning out of the bottom cabinet in the bathroom. A bolt of pain shot through my back that just about sent me flying over the toilet. I won’t deny that getting older has it’s benefits. However, aches, pains, creaks, groans, and general decrepitness ain’t part of the benefits package.
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