Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Yes, it’s Valentines Day. And I stand before you as a hopeless romantic (still firmly ensconced in the closet). I refuse to “come out” for fear of reprisals by Muslim extremists and Evangelicals bent on the destruction of romance and sex. (I have no desire to pro-create. Been there, done that.)
Yes, we’ve decided that a mascot is in order for Bob Wayne’s Blog. For you ambitious types, his picture (complete with disclaimer) is located at the bottom of the middle column. For couch-potato types who still want to see him, here you go.
I was talking to my friend Susan this afternoon. She told me she was going to the liquor store tonight to get herself “a box of drunken tramp”. Then between giggles she told me, “I’ll be the prettiest gal in the trailer park!”
I’ll be dropping the Diva off at the airport around 4 o’clock today. The Rose Ensemble will be performing their new show, The Secret Society of Notre Dame in Birmingham, Alabama tomorrow night. I’m a tad worried about the tornadoes they’re having down there but the Diva Drew knows no fear. She’s ready to rock!
Yes, the caucuses have arrived in Minnesota. Now, don’t misconstrue my headline. I love democracy. I believe in it [unless, of course, I could be dictator - then you'd all be screwed]. And I don’t know about the Republicans but the Democrats believe there may be 75,000 to 100,000 people participating in their caucuses. Cool.
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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