Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
By the way. For those of you who want to know who St. Reptilicus is, think of him as a psychotic Dionysus. Or as a giant grasshopper from Mars with psychic abilities. Either one is appropriate.
Okay. I’m not even going to try and explain what we were doing here. Suffice it to say it was about 10 o’clock on a Friday night and, I hate to admit it, but the Diva Drew and I were stone cold sober. See Piggy in action:
I don’t know how many of you are sci-fi fans. If you’re a fan of the defunct TV show Firefly or if you are fond of the movie derived from the show called Serenity, then you are probably familiar with the term “bright & shiny”.
Actually, the title is a bit of a misnomer. Most people who live in Minnesota would interpret that to mean, “OH MY GAWD! Will winter never end?” Or “I want to hack and shred small furry animals and gnaw on their dead, crusty corpses!” Well, maybe that’s not how most Minnesotans get but I sometimes find myself on the ragged edge of sanity about this time of year.
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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