Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
The Ruins – It looks scary alright…especially if I spent money to see it…
16 Mar 2008 Author: bobwayne In: humor, life chronicles, Lisa Drew, Movies
Last night the Diva Drew and I were watching a little TV. Luckily, our video coma was interrupted by previews of a movie called “The Ruins”.
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It was late. They’d reached the bottom of the box of cheap drunken tramp and disco CDs were scattered across the floor. They’d been consumed by the feral Piggy dance. Their lips had brushed and then clung in quiet desperation. And now they stared across the rumpled pillows into each other’s eyes. Piggy’s tenderloins ached with desire for her…they both knew it was wrong…what would the neighbors think? What would her girlfriends think? What would Dick Cheney think? Ahhh…screw Dick Cheney. She stared into those Piggy eyes and was swept up in the flames of desire…
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By the way. For those of you who want to know who St. Reptilicus is, think of him as a psychotic Dionysus. Or as a giant grasshopper from Mars with psychic abilities. Either one is appropriate.
Viva Levitra….
9 Mar 2008 Author: bobwayne In: getting old, humor, life chronicles, middle-aged chroniclesOkay. I’m not even going to try and explain what we were doing here. Suffice it to say it was about 10 o’clock on a Friday night and, I hate to admit it, but the Diva Drew and I were stone cold sober. See Piggy in action:
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