If you eat the secret sauce….

17 Jun 2008 In: humor

I was in the bathroom today getting ready to brush my teeth and I heard a commercial on TV. They said if you eat the secret sauce, you can expose your underarms. Of course, the water was running. Maybe I got it wrong…

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Primary salvationIf Piggy sees another news story about the Obama Clinton Primary soap opera, I swear to god he’s going postal. However, he has a solution. Lock the two candidates in a room together. Drop a gun from a trap door in the ceiling. Whoever walks out, wins.

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Yeah, I know. You look out the window here in Minneapolis and you can watch the snow falling. Hell, more like blowing like a banshee.

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Spatula Diversity - social commentary or alien influence?That’s right…spatulas. I’ve got five of them in my utensil drawer. Do they breed? Are they spreading like the Black Plague?

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What the hell was she thinking? Did her dad (Tony Curtis) do commercials? Did her mom (Vivien Leigh) do commercials? Does the Pope bear wood in the forest? Hell, I don’t know but I’ve probably just offended a half dozen Catholics. But that’s okay because I’m watching The Tudors and the Pope is just not impressing the hell out of me on that show. Why can’t he just give Henry his divorce?

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