Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
If you eat the secret sauce….
17 Jun 2008 Author: bobwayne In: humorI was in the bathroom today getting ready to brush my teeth and I heard a commercial on TV. They said if you eat the secret sauce, you can expose your underarms. Of course, the water was running. Maybe I got it wrong…
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If Piggy sees another news story about the Obama Clinton Primary soap opera, I swear to god he’s going postal. However, he has a solution. Lock the two candidates in a room together. Drop a gun from a trap door in the ceiling. Whoever walks out, wins.
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I can definitely tell it’s Spring, in spite of the snow…
26 Apr 2008 Author: bobwayne In: Piggy, humorYeah, I know. You look out the window here in Minneapolis and you can watch the snow falling. Hell, more like blowing like a banshee.
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So what the hell is up with spatulas?
3 Apr 2008 Author: bobwayne In: Ranting, humor, life chronicles
That’s right…spatulas. I’ve got five of them in my utensil drawer. Do they breed? Are they spreading like the Black Plague?
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I was watching Top Gear and an Activia commercial came on with Jamie Lee Curtis and…
31 Mar 2008 Author: bobwayne In: Sexy rides, humor, life chroniclesWhat the hell was she thinking? Did her dad (Tony Curtis) do commercials? Did her mom (Vivien Leigh) do commercials? Does the Pope bear wood in the forest? Hell, I don’t know but I’ve probably just offended a half dozen Catholics. But that’s okay because I’m watching The Tudors and the Pope is just not impressing the hell out of me on that show. Why can’t he just give Henry his divorce?
About Bob Wayne's Blog
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
The Official Mascot of Bob Wayne’s Blog – Piggy!!!
Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
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