Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
…and I don’t mind saying I’ve missed her terribly. However, it’s also been a good experience for me. I have a tendency to get intellectually lazy.
I took my friend Dawn to an oral surgeon yesterday and then gave her a ride home afterwards. Since she got gassed, she missed all the festivities in her mouth.
The Diva Drew left for France Tuesday on a three week performance tour with the Rose Ensemble. She had promised Piggy she’d take him with her but, being the lazy slug that he is (what the hell, he’s a pig), he slept in and missed the flight.
Piggy has finally reached the end of his rope. Loneliness has overwhelmed his desire to be a…well, uhm,,,a pig. He’s determined to slim down and find the perfect girl.
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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