Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Okay, now I’m really pissed off. Youth-impaired?
30Jan2008 Filed under: Fireball XL-5, getting old, humor, life chronicles, Youth impaired Author: bobwayneI learned a new phrase today. Ready kids? It’s “Youth-impaired.”
Excuse my French but, “What the fuck?”
Youth-impaired? If 50 is the new 30, I’m going to go find the bastard that came up with that line and bitch-slap him ’til his teeth rattle. If it’s a woman, I’ll give her a “super-sized” piece of my mind. What’s left of it anyway (in my decrpit, youth-impaired state).
Youth-impaired my ass. I’ll sic the Fireball XL-5 crew on ‘em…
“Ready Steve?”
“Right, Venus!”
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kittywumpuss
January 30th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I’m with you Steve…
Bob Wayne
January 30th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Thanks, kittywumpuss! In the immortal words of the late, great Johhny Carson, “I’d love to pet your pussy.”
dawnpatika
February 6th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Well, I must say your blog is quite clever and funny. How is it that you’re not this clever and funny in person?
bobwayne
February 6th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I’m a writer, not an escalator!
dawnpatika
February 8th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Sorry bobwayne, my bad. I’m evil and I must be destroyed! You are indeed funny and clever in person and I don’t know what I was thinking insinuating otherwise. Dammit Jim!