WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

You know, it takes brass balls to put up with Minnesota winters. It’s like the relationship from hell. Every time you walk out the door you get slapped.

I had a nurse tell me a few years back that Minnesota drunks and drug addicts are much more responsible here than almost anywhere else. When I asked her why, she told me, “if a drunk passes out on the sidewalk in the winter in LA, he might get a sunburn. If a drunk passes out here in the winter, he’s a popsicle.”

Good to know.