WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Dear Minnesota Drivers,

Tooling around the North 40 in the family tractor does not qualify you to drive on city streets. I would just love to know what the hell they teach in driver’s ed here.

For instance:

When the light turns green and you’re in the left turn lane, you’re supposed to pull into the middle of the  intersection so you’re prepared to make your left turn, not just sit there until the light turns yellow or red and then make your left from there so no one else can turn left. STOP BEING A WIMP!!!

Just because there’s a turn left arrow, doesn’t mean you can only turn left when the arrow’s lit. Yes, it’s a wonderful gift but we can actually go whenever there’s a break in traffic. MOVE  YOUR ASS!!!

Don’t wait until you get to the end of the on ramp to speed up. Nail the gas at the top of the ramp and then slow down to merge in smoothly. Basic law of physics. It’s much easier to slow a 3,000 pound vehicle to traffic speed then to try to speed up at the last minute to catch up with highway traffic. MORON!!!!

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU JACKASS!!! YOU’RE DRIVING A GODDAMNED CAR!!!!!

Okay…I feel much better now. Where are my blood pressure pills…

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