WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

Michael Phelps has signed an exclusive endorsement deal with Bongs-R-Us purportedly worth millions…well, perjaps thousa…er..uh, certainly hundreds….

Okay. The contract is for a dime bag and a leaky, one-hit bong.

Michael made this statement when queried by reporters, “Hey, I’m only 23 years old. I made a mistake. I should have gotten more dope. And the bong leaks wine all over my car seats…”