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I was watching Top Gear and an Activia commercial came on with Jamie Lee Curtis and…
31Mar2008 Filed under: humor, life chronicles, Sexy rides Author: bobwayneWhat the hell was she thinking? Did her dad (Tony Curtis) do commercials? Did her mom (Vivien Leigh) do commercials? Does the Pope bear wood in the forest? Hell, I don’t know but I’ve probably just offended a half dozen Catholics. But that’s okay because I’m watching The Tudors and the Pope is just not impressing the hell out of me on that show. Why can’t he just give Henry his divorce?
I mean, what the hell was that stuff I mixed in my blackberry, rasberry, apple juice? I think it was some kind of rot gut tequila but I’m really not sure because I was distracted by Jamie Lee Curtis doing a commercial for Activia and now here I am in front of my computer thinking that, yeah, Jamie isn’t as young as she was in Trading Places but I still remember her doing her sexy dance in True Lies and I’ll be damned if I wouldn’t like to…
Of course, I remember…what the hell was the name of the demon in Buffy The Vampire Slayer who did her sexy dance? Joss Whedon had the good sense to show that little clip of it in the previews every week. And that used to get me off…
And now…I shall go back to watching Top Gear because in spite of the fact that they’ve never had Jamie Lee Curtis on the show I can forgive them because, well, I don’t know why, exactly, but I’m sure I’ll think of a reason as I sit in front of the tele…where’s my drink???
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dawnpatika
April 1st, 2008 at 7:33 am
You’ve pretty much offended ALL Catholics even if they don’t read your blog. Sweet!
Anya did the sexy dance on Buffy, you tramp.
Oh, and I like your Frank Sinatra quote. That reminds me, I was at the bus stop the other day and every time I looked at the women standing next to me she yawned. WTF? I mean EVERY TIME. Why the hell did she think I wanted to see the inside of her face? I didn’t really even want to see the outside of it all that much. AND, she had on one of those stupid Scandinavian Flap Hats! (Spitting Sounds)
Bob Wayne
April 1st, 2008 at 8:21 am
I bear no responsibility for that blog post. I was drunk, it was Midnight, and Piggy was cracking jokes about Jamie Lee. I had to do something…
dawnpatika
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 am
Well, Mr. Smartass with his mind int the gutter, I wasn’t staring at her, she was in the line of site between me and the approaching bus. Believe me when I say I did NOT want to look at her, stare at her, or even see her. …the hell?
Bob Wayne
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 am
My mind isn’t in the gutter…it’s in my pants where it belongs.