Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Yeah, I know. You look out the window here in Minneapolis and you can watch the snow falling. Hell, more like blowing like a banshee.
But I have clear evidence that it’s spring. I was cleaning the guest house where Piggy lives yesterday, and I found three prescription bottles of Viagra under his bed. And to top it off, he had a Viagra Value Card. Look at what the deal is. Just what Piggy needs, free Viagra:
“Looking for a great way to get free VIAGRA? Then take advantage of The Value Card for VIAGRA, a one-of-a-kind program that rewards you with ongoing savings.
When you use the Value Card to fill your VIAGRA prescriptions, you can get every 4th prescription free (up to $300 a calendar year).* You can use it with or without private health insurance coverage†—and at most retail pharmacies nationwide. It’s that simple.”
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
dawnpatika
May 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Hope you found a stash of condoms to go along with that Viagra and that Piggy’s not stupid AND trampy.