WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

I was monitoring my Junk mail folder this morning. I get around 250 junk emails a day but sometimes the “good stuff” ends up in there so, hey, gotta check.

Anyway, I’m reading down the usual list of Viagra, Penis Enlargement and watches I can’t live without and I finally saw something new that actually grabbed my attention:

Amway Best Sex!!!

Now you tell me. How can you possibly resist Amway Best Sex? I just had to click!

Is Amway selling sex toys now? Or sex drugs or penis pumpers?

I can tell you Piggy (if he wasn’t floating around in space, no thanks to Burt Rutan) would have been all over this.

But alas, there was nothing there but a non-descript link with a jumble of numbers and letters. Nothing exciting or enticing or degenerate.

Yeah, I know. Piggy would have clicked on it and no doubt, my bank account would have been drained (again) and all sorts of disgusting things would have been arriving by UPS.

Thankfully, he’s still up in space although the Chinese have expressed an interest in rescuing him. Being a pot-bellied pig, Piggy has a lot of relatives in China (Piggy speaks fluent Mandarin) and they’ve been putting a lot of pressure on the Premier of China to bring him down.

We’ll see.