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		<title>Piggy Is Thankful On Thanksgiving Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s true. Piggy is thankful on Thanksgiving.
As we all know, Piggy is a thoughtful and tender pig. A gentleman at heart. A lover in disguise&#8230;
So, what is Piggy thankful for on that brisk November day, when everyone is pulling out their napkins, forks and trays?
Heeeee&#8217;s thankful for soy bacon,
vegetarians and Jews
He&#8217;s thankful for those Muslims,
Who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, my friends are truly deranged&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has strange friends. At least I hope so. It keeps life from turning drab and grey.
Take, for instance, my friend, Dawn the Glamour Queen. We were chatting on the phone the other day. I mentioned that I did a four hour search engine optimization training with a woman who&#8217;s husband is a dermatologist.
The woman [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/2008/11/yes-my-friends-are-truly-deranged/</link>
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		<title>Digital Artist Lisa Drew Major Exhibition at Frank Stone Gallery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Digital Artist Lisa Drew begins a two week show at Frank Stone Gallery this coming Thursday, November 13th. The opening reception is Friday, November 14th from 5-9pm.
Lisa&#8217;s work is dynamic, studied and energized. She has created everything from minimalist interpretations of stained glass to whisical stills of &#8220;dinos.&#8221;
Her stark black and white studies of modern architecture [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/2008/11/digital-artist-lisa-drew-major-exhibition-at-frank-stone-gallery/</link>
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		<title>Minnesota Outdoors and Arts Amendment Passes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s any doubt that the so-called Taxpayers League of Minnesota is out of touch and out of step with Minnesota, this is pretty much proof positive. They should just call it the Friends of Michele Bachman League since that&#8217;s about the only people they represent.
From the Star Trib article:
Outdoors, arts amendment passes
A plan to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/2008/11/minnesota-outdoors-and-arts-amendment-passes/</link>
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		<title>Piggy Votes For Hugo Chavez! Electorate Stunned!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ In a move that shocked and dismayed his ardent followers, Piggy voted this morning for Hugo Chavez for president of the United States.
When followers demanded an explanation, Piggy replied, &#8220;Hugo Chavez looks like a pig, he acts like a pig, he probably smells like a pig. Who else would I vote for?&#8221;

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		<title>Hugo Chavez Running For US President!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Hugo Chavez running for US president? At this late hour? Yes, it&#8217;s true.
Piggy has rooted out this amazing political story on the eve of one of the most historic presidential elections in history.
Hugo Chavez has thrown his hat in the ring at the last minute. When asked why (ignoring the fact that he&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/2008/11/hugo-chavez-running-for-us-president/</link>
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		<title>Anthrax Found in Minneapolis - Piggy Snorts It!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Anthrax was discovered in Minneapolis, today, on a park bench near Lake Harriet. In a brave attempt to protect the community, Piggy snorted the entire dime ba&#8230;er&#8230;um..well, maybe it wasn&#8217;t Anthrax.
But it was definitely a plastic baggy of white powder and Piggy snorted the whole thing without a moment&#8217;s hesitation. Is he a hero? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/2008/10/anthrax-found-in-minneapolis-piggy-snorts-it/</link>
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		<title>Piggy says, &#34;Vote Early, Vote Often&#34;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Yes, our favorite political prognosticator, Piggy, has done it again. With the aid of groups like Acorn who hire the mentally deficient and the morally bankrupt, Piggy has found a solution to John McCain&#8217;s apparently losing candidacy.
When the Mob delivered the State of Illinois to John Kennedy in 1960, it was on the promise [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/2008/10/piggy-says-vote-early-vote-often/</link>
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		<title>Piggy Throws His Wildest Party Yet!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, nothing says debauchery like one of Piggy&#8217;s wild parties. The liquor cabinet was thrown open and a quiet dinner party became another drunken Piggy rampage.
The evidence lies before you&#8230;







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		<title>Pitchman Billy Mays or as I Fondly Think of Him, Billy Mute</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Billy Mays is the most annoying person on TV. If anyone in the developed world disagrees with me it&#8217;s because they are deaf. Or dead.
I&#8217;ve always had a fondness for the mute button on my remote control. I consider it the greatest invention of the Twentieth Century, right after microwave popcorn.
And Billy Mays has [...]]]></description>
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