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	<title>WIT AND HUMOR - A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE</title>
	<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com</link>
	<description>Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something</description>
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		<title>Avatar Lost The Oscar For Good Reasons</title>
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Avatar lost the Oscar for some very good reasons. Yes, the movie was a technical marvel. It was graphically stunning and the 3D was seamless.
However, the plot was ridiculously predictable; the characters were one dimensional; the story line was another tired attempt at revisionist history; and the references to Little Big Horn were [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/972/avatar-lost-the-oscar-for-good-reasons/</link>
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		<title>Expose! Piggy Back From Vacation. Tells All!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Translation of headline: Buddha Squirrel dragged Piggy to rehab and got him wrung out in spin dry enough so he could put two coherent sentences together.

Turns out, Piggy really was “rescued” by the Chinese government’s secret Commienaut space program. When the Yellow-Menace-One space capsule got back to earth, Piggy was quarantined along with the two [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/966/expose-piggy-back-from-vacation-tells-all/</link>
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		<title>Saw Noel Coward&#8217;s Blythe Spirit last night at the Jungle Theater</title>
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I love live theater. And Noel Coward is always entertaining. So, enjoying the largesse of the Divine Deb L., a lithe and sensous soprano who resides in St. Paul, Minnesota, a group of eight of us enjoyed a thoroughly entertaining evening of good acting and great writing watching Blythe Spirit at the Jungle Theater last night.
Noel [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/960/saw-noel-cowards-blythe-spirit-last-night-at-the-jungle-theater/</link>
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		<title>Art Shanty Project Lures Dr. B &amp; The Madcap Geographers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, this weekend saw much mayhem and debouchery at the Art Shanty Project on Medicine Lake in Minnesota as it drew the bleary eyed attentions of that infamous gang, Dr. B &#38; The Madcap Geographers. Kind of like Sly &#38; the Family Stone but without the &#8216;fros and the weird clothes or the music or&#8230;um&#8230;well, maybe [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/954/art-shanty-project-lures-dr-b-the-madcap-geographers/</link>
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		<title>Lisa Drew In Consortium Carissimi Concert Video</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, the Diva Drew (Lisa Drew) is once again enshrined in video. (She&#8217;s the one with the splash of silver in her hair.) This time performing with Consortium Carissimi in Surgamus, eamus from their Epiphany Concert 2010. Pretty cool stuff. Starts out with a nice violin duo.

Check it out&#8230;
 

Surgamus, eamus from Bill Cunningham on Vimeo.

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		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/928/diva-drew-in-consortium-carissimi-concert-video/</link>
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		<title>Piggy home! But we can&#8217;t get the story&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;until he sobers up. We have no idea how he got away from the Yellow Menace and back home. Last we heard he was captured by the Chinese Secret Police in space and taken to a secret prison where he was tortured for information.

(Hmmm&#8230;why does this sound familiar?)
Anyway, we were attempting through diplomatic channels to get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/922/piggy-home-but-we-cant-get-the-story/</link>
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		<title>Does snoring cause weird dreams?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Diva Drew is sick as a dog. When you&#8217;ve got a set of pipes like a classical singer has, and they get clogged up, the whole world knows it. At least the whole subconscious world inside my head knows it.

It&#8217;s the only reason I can think of for my weird dreams last night.
Okay, so the first [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/909/does-snoring-cause-weird-dreams/</link>
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		<title>Piggy Rescued By Chinese Government &#8211; Char Siu Bao?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Piggy was &#8220;rescued&#8221; by the Chinese government&#8217;s secret Commienaut space program. The Yellow-Menace-One space capsule &#8220;gobbled him up&#8221; at approximately 11:35am GMT Friday. His whereabouts since then are unknown.

We had hoped Santa would resue him and find a nice home for him (anywhere else would be fine) but Santa was afraid Piggy&#8217;s predilection for Piggy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/887/piggy-rescued-by-chinese-government-char-siu-bao/</link>
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		<title>Funniest spam yet&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was monitoring my Junk mail folder this morning. I get around 250 junk emails a day but sometimes the &#8220;good stuff&#8221; ends up in there so, hey, gotta check.

Anyway, I&#8217;m reading down the usual list of Viagra, Penis Enlargement and watches I can&#8217;t live without and I finally saw something new that actually grabbed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/875/funniest-spam-yet/</link>
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		<title>Piggy escapes from the aliens!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I&#8217;m afraid Piggy&#8230;er&#8230;I mean we&#8217;re so excited Piggy escaped from the aliens! Unfortunately, his bacon went from the frying pan into the fire so to speak.

While he was able to get out of the spaceship, he hasn&#8217;t quite figured out how to get down from outer space. Which means he&#8217;s floating around the planet with a [...]]]></description>
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