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	<title>WIT AND HUMOR - A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE</title>
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	<description>Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something</description>
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		<title>Celebrate Good Times, Come On!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 05:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics & religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[donald trump]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[osama bin laden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pakistan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Piggy celebrated the evisceration and impaling of Osama bin Laden (okay, he was just shot in the eye, but one can dream&#8230;) with a BIG party. He even baked a cake shaped like the part of Osama&#8217;s anatomy he hopes they cut off for &#8220;DNA identification.&#8221; Piggy is a bit blood thirsty. He doesn&#8217;t get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conan the Barbarian</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pigs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pork rinds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Piggy was really pissed off this evening. He was &#8220;Conan&#8221; on the TV Guide Channel so he grabbed the remote right out of my hand (spilling my beer!) and changd the channel. Then he went back to stuffing his face with hot and spicy pork rinds. Alas for Piggy, it was &#8220;Conan, the Comedian&#8221; not &#8220;Conan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brookdale Center needs to go the way of Apache Plaza</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ranting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aldi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apache Plaza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brookdale Center]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn Center Minnesota]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Camden Minnesota]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[North Minneapolis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wal-Mart]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bobwaynesweblog.com/?p=1018</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Brookdale Center is as big an eyesore as Apache Plaza was. So rather than this &#8220;pie in the sky&#8221; idea of creating a mega entertainment center that has no connection or appeal to the local population, why not bull doze the thing and build a sensible combination of office, retail, restaurants, apartments, condos and anchor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minnesota Drivers &#8211; An open letter</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/minnesota-drivers-an-open-letter</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/minnesota-drivers-an-open-letter#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ranting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Minnesota drivers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MN drivers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Minnesota Drivers, Tooling around the North 40 in the family tractor does not qualify you to drive on city streets. I would just love to know what the hell they teach in driver&#8217;s ed here. For instance: When the light turns green and you&#8217;re in the left turn lane, you&#8217;re supposed to pull into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy Pees In The Pool</title>
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		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/piggy-pees-in-the-pool#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peeing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy. Golden Showers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[water sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it should be no surprise that our Piggy peed in the pool. The big question is, which pool? We recommend staying away from all water sports (not including Golden Showers, of course, which obviously don&#8217;t count) until we&#8217;ve established which pool Piggy defiled and clean it up. If you&#8217;ve ever watched Piggy polish off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perverted Veggie Tails</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/perverted-veggie-tails</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/perverted-veggie-tails#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 20:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Divine Deb L.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. B]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lisa Drew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[veggie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[veggie tails]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Another sick and disgusting email discussion between my friends. So lets have a little looksee at what transpired&#8230; Here is the initial email from Dr. B: Saturday is Greenhouse Open House and Field Day at the Farm (my farm, hah ha!).  Anyone want to ride down to the farm with me&#8230;and maybe accidentally stop at Alexis [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SlimTs &#8211; A girdle by any other name&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/slimts-a-girdle-by-any-other-name</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/slimts-a-girdle-by-any-other-name#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 19:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[getting old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girdle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Men's Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SlimTs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bobwaynesweblog.com/?p=989</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SlimTs&#8230;Oh my gawd! Are there really guys out there buying a freaking girdle? Are you kidding me? I don&#8217;t even think women wear girdles any more. I don&#8217;t know, maybe they do. But a man in a girdle? Sheesh! Okay, guys. If you&#8217;re buying a girdle&#8230;excuse me, a SlimT, to get your fat gut up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy Takes A Bath&#8230;well, he got one anyway</title>
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		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/piggy-takes-a-bath-well-he-got-one-anyway#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy abuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy bath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[piggy porn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes there are few things in life more digusting than our Piggy. And I&#8217;m not just talking about his dirty mind. I mean, the little guy is a pig. Okay, major &#8220;duh&#8221; moment&#8230; Why, just this morning I caught him climbing into the dishwasher trying to lick the plates from last night (or from last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Avatar Lost The Oscar For Good Reasons</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/avatar-lost-the-oscar-for-good-reasons</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/avatar-lost-the-oscar-for-good-reasons#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Academy Award]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Avatar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oscars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Oscars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Image via Wikipedia Avatar lost the Oscar for some very good reasons. Yes, the movie was a technical marvel. It was graphically stunning and the 3D was seamless. However, the plot was ridiculously predictable; the characters were one dimensional; the story line was another tired attempt at revisionist history; and the references to Little Big [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Expose! Piggy Back From Vacation. Tells All!</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/expose-piggy-back-from-vacation-tells-all</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/expose-piggy-back-from-vacation-tells-all#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buddha Squirrel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yellow menace]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Translation of headline: Buddha Squirrel dragged Piggy to rehab and got him wrung out in spin dry enough so he could put two coherent sentences together. Turns out, Piggy really was “rescued” by the Chinese government’s secret Commienaut space program. When the Yellow-Menace-One space capsule got back to earth, Piggy was quarantined along with the [...]]]></description>
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