Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Diva Drew is back and she brought the stupid pig back with her…
28Jun2009 Filed under: Piggy Author: bobwayne
Piggy is back and all he does is walk around the house saying, “Ciao Baby…Ciao Baby.” I swear I’m going to change his name to Prosciutto and see if the Italians get the hint next time.
I’m constantly regaled with stories of his exploits in Italy. Most of them involve public acts of depredation or private acts of debauchery that can’t be repeated in polite or even downright rude conversation.
How much is one-way plane fare to Italy for one pig named Prosciutto?
- Tags: ciao, Italy, Piggy, prosciutto
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Diva Drew
June 28th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
ciao, Bob dahling… grazie mille – Piggy was a mob hit! only problem was him eating all my gelato! little porker…