Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy was really pissed off this evening. He was “Conan” on the TV Guide Channel so he grabbed the remote right out of my hand (spilling my beer!) and changd the channel. Then he went back to stuffing his face with hot and spicy pork rinds.
Alas for Piggy, it was “Conan, the Comedian” not “Conan the Barbarian”, Piggy’s favorite movie. He always likes watching “the other white meat” hack each other up in to bloody sausage. He says it just goes to show that pigs are more civilized than humans.
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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