Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy celebrated the evisceration and impaling of Osama bin Laden (okay, he was just shot in the eye, but one can dream…) with a BIG party. He even baked a cake shaped like the part of Osama’s anatomy he hopes they cut off for “DNA identification.”
Piggy is a bit blood thirsty. He doesn’t get the whole “bury him at sea” thing. he wanted to see the guy’s head on a pike on the White House lawn and his skin tacked to a wall and then made into a lampshade. Then put both in a box and ship it to the President of Pakistan as a reminder of what we do to people who REALLY piss us off.
Trump would have approved.
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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