Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Sheesh! I can’t leave that pig alone for a second. I went to the store to get more gin and limes and I come back and find him watching piggy porn on my computer! And drinking my good beer, too!
I’m probably on some pig porn perverts FBI list now along with Dick Cheney.
And God knows what that stupid pig was doing up there on my keyboard before I caught him.
He’s grounded for the next month. And I’m having my computer sent out to have it’s memory erased. and the keyboard sanitized. I’d have Piggy’s mind wiped too if I thought there was anything in there.
What a pig!
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The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
The Official Mascot of Bob Wayne’s Blog – Piggy!!!
Yes, Piggy is sitting in the oven. But I swear it's just to keep warm here in Minnesota!
(Disclaimer - No Piggies were roast... er.. hammed... uh.. harmed in the bast... er.. taking of this picture - really)
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