Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Squirrels on a rampage seems appropriate, don’t you? What do you say to something like this?
You know the theory that cockroaches will outlive us all because when humans waste each other with nuclear bombs the cockroaches will survive the radiation? Forget about it. The squirrels will eat the cockroaches and outlive everyone and everything…
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If there’s any doubt that the so-called Taxpayers League of Minnesota is out of touch and out of step with Minnesota, this is pretty much proof positive. They should just call it the Friends of Michele Bachman League since that’s about the only people they represent.
From the Star Trib article:
Outdoors, arts amendment passes
A plan to [...]
Does that sound crazy? Maybe. But I’ve never accepted the common definition of “patriotism”. The people who believe a patriot is someone who defends his country right or wrong.
George Carlin was a true patriot. Rather than defend the status quo, he challenged the country and its people and its government to be better than they [...]
That’s right…spatulas. I’ve got five of them in my utensil drawer. Do they breed? Are they spreading like the Black Plague?
And that’s just the normal ones. You know, the kind you’d flip your pancakes or burgers with. Then there’s the flexible rubber ones and the metal ones that look like a boat rudder. And what [...]
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