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If there’s any doubt that the so-called Taxpayers League of Minnesota is out of touch and out of step with Minnesota, this is pretty much proof positive. They should just call it the Friends of Michele Bachman League since that’s about the only people they represent.
From the Star Trib article:
Outdoors, arts amendment passes
A plan to [...]

In a move that shocked and dismayed his ardent followers, Piggy voted this morning for Hugo Chavez for president of the United States.
When followers demanded an explanation, Piggy replied, “Hugo Chavez looks like a pig, he acts like a pig, he probably smells like a pig. Who else would I vote for?”

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Hugo Chavez running for US president? At this late hour? Yes, it’s true.
Piggy has rooted out this amazing political story on the eve of one of the most historic presidential elections in history.
Hugo Chavez has thrown his hat in the ring at the last minute. When asked why (ignoring the fact that he’s not [...]

Yes, our favorite political prognosticator, Piggy, has done it again. With the aid of groups like Acorn who hire the mentally deficient and the morally bankrupt, Piggy has found a solution to John McCain’s apparently losing candidacy.
When the Mob delivered the State of Illinois to John Kennedy in 1960, it was on the promise [...]

Yes, nothing says debauchery like one of Piggy’s wild parties. The liquor cabinet was thrown open and a quiet dinner party became another drunken Piggy rampage.
The evidence lies before you…

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Bush and Cheney have done it again
They inflated the budget then stuck in a pin
But lo and behold
The pin went amiss
The economy collapsed and Wall Street’s a mess!
But Bush claimed, “No fear! I’ve an ace up my sleeve!”
He whipped out Hank Paulson
To bend Wall Street’s ear.
But the Wall didn’t listen
They wanted the cash
So Paulson pulled [...]

Every American must vote Republican this November. Eight years of Republican Rule has not quite finished the job of converting the United States into Haiti. Lets “drill down” to see why…
Yes, I’ll admit. Republican Rule has given tax breaks to the top two percent of the nation and deregulated the businesses run by the [...]

Sarah Palin didn’t implode tonight and I’m sure Joe Biden was glad to see it. It’s hard to debate someone who can’t put a coherent sentence together. And it certainly wouldn’t help the cause of women in politics if she’d made an utter fool of herself like she did in the Katie Couric interview.
However, it was perfectly [...]

Piggy is tired of finding his family in the freezer so he’s hired a marketing firm to create a campaign to stop people from eating pork.
Here are a few of the tag lines they’ve come up with:
“CHICKEN - IT’S THE ONLY WHITE MEAT”
“DON’T EAT PIGS BECAUSE PIGS EAT POOP”
“DO YOU REALLY WANT TO EAT [...]

Does that sound crazy? Maybe. But I’ve never accepted the common definition of “patriotism”. The people who believe a patriot is someone who defends his country right or wrong.
George Carlin was a true patriot. Rather than defend the status quo, he challenged the country and its people and its government to be better than they [...]

If Piggy sees another news story about the Obama Clinton Primary soap opera, I swear to god he’s going postal. However, he has a solution. Lock the two candidates in a room together. Drop a gun from a trap door in the ceiling. Whoever walks out, wins.
Of course, this theory is presented by the same pig who thought the solution to [...]

Piggy is hopping mad and he’s not going to take it anymore. Those of you who make fun of St. Reptilicus are in deep doo-doo. Piggy has sworn to do the Feral Piggy Dance on your forehead until you admit that:

There’s no god but St. Reptilicus
All who make fun of St. Reptilicus are closet swineophobes
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Last night, the Diva Drew and I met Dr. Brenda Kayzar of the University of Minnesota at the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis to hear Teddy Cruz speak. Teddy is a Guatemala-born architect who is busy working at ground zero at the deadly border between the slumbering city of San Diego and the war-mongering hordes in [...]

Yes, the caucuses have arrived in Minnesota. Now, don’t misconstrue my headline. I love democracy. I believe in it [unless, of course, I could be dictator -   then you'd all be screwed]. And I don’t know about the Republicans but the Democrats believe there may be 75,000 to 100,000 people participating in their caucuses. [...]