Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Yes, our favorite political prognosticator, Piggy, has done it again. With the aid of groups like Acorn who hire the mentally deficient and the morally bankrupt, Piggy has found a solution to John McCain’s apparently losing candidacy. Share and Enjoy:
Yes, nothing says debauchery like one of Piggy’s wild parties. The liquor cabinet was thrown open and a quiet dinner party became another drunken Piggy rampage. Share and Enjoy:
Piggy may be a ham but when it’s time to work, he’s right there in the thick of it. Being a mascot isn’t easy. Especially for Piggy.
The role of mascot requires discipline, hard work and a serious commitment. Not Piggy’s strong suits (as if the lazy bastard has any strong suits).
However, what he lacks in almost everything that might be called a quality, he makes up for with his plush lovable exterior and affable willingness to hog the show… (click title to Read More!)
…or at least he got back without being eaten. The French do love their pork. So, where did Piggy go and what did he do? Share and Enjoy:
Piggy is on the plane and headed to Paris. In fact, if my calculations are correct, he and the Diva Drew and the Rose Ensemble have already stepped off the plane in sunny Paris. Share and Enjoy:
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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