Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
Piggy Category
Buddha Squirrel finds Piggy…in Paris…again…
By: bobwayne on: Jun 8,2009 In: Piggy, Uncategorized, humorHe damned well better bring me back a bag full of truffles or there’s gonna be hell to pay. It’ll be “suck on an apple, Piggy” time…
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Atypical day in the Bob Wayne household…
By: bobwayne on: May 25,2009 In: PiggyCan’t say as I blame him. The neighbors gave him a new body wash with a nifty brush applicator. Piggy really liked it until I told him it smelled suspiciously like barbecue sauce. Since then he just hasn’t been the same Piggy.
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- Tags: atypical, Bob Wayne, Memorial Day, Piffy, pig roasts, The Family Guy
Swine Flu, which is highly contagious, could combine with Bird Flu, which is much more deadly, according to an expert quoted in the Star Tribune today. According to Piggy, that could only happen when pigs fly…
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Piggy Admits to Starting Swine Flu Epidemic…After Sufficient Waterboarding
By: bobwayne on: May 2,2009 In: Piggy, politicsPiggy not only admitted his guilt, he also named all his conspirators. Pretty much everyone he knew and quite a few people he didn’t trying to get them to stop. But how can you stop when you’re having this much fun?
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- Tags: CIA, FBI, Guantanamo, National Pork Board, NSA, Piggy, PITA, SPCA, Swine flu, waterboarding
Piggy Receives Death Threat Over Swine Flu
By: bobwayne on: Apr 29,2009 In: PiggyPiggy receives a death threat by phone over the Swine Flu epidemic. Piggy gets his gun.
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- Tags: death threat, epidemic, FBI, Piggy, Swine flu
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The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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