Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
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Piggy Rescued By Chinese Government – Char Siu Bao?
By: bobwayne on: Jan 9,2010 In: PiggyPiggy was “rescued” by the Chinese government’s secret Commienaut space program. The Yellow-Menace-One space capsule “gobbled him up” at approximately 11:35am GMT Friday. His whereabouts since then are unknown.
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I was monitoring my Junk mail folder this morning. I get around 250 junk emails a day but sometimes the “good stuff” ends up in there so, hey, gotta check.
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Yes, I’m afraid Piggy…er…I mean we’re so excited Piggy escaped from the aliens! Unfortunately, his bacon went from the frying pan into the fire so to speak.
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Piggy Kidnapped by Aliens of the Twelfth Kind
By: bobwayne on: Dec 7,2009 In: PiggyPiggy kidnapped by aliens of the 12th kind. It’s not our fault. We accept no responsibility. And the subdermal implant had nothing to do with it…
Only Piggy would think spreading swine flu is a vacation. And only Piggy would think he needs to up the stakes with a nice bout of Bubonic plague…
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