Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
…until he sobers up. We have no idea how he got away from the Yellow Menace and back home. Last we heard he was captured by the Chinese Secret Police in space and taken to a secret prison where he was tortured for information. Share and Enjoy:
Piggy was “rescued” by the Chinese government’s secret Commienaut space program. The Yellow-Menace-One space capsule “gobbled him up” at approximately 11:35am GMT Friday. His whereabouts since then are unknown. Share and Enjoy:
I was monitoring my Junk mail folder this morning. I get around 250 junk emails a day but sometimes the “good stuff” ends up in there so, hey, gotta check. Share and Enjoy:
Yes, I’m afraid Piggy…er…I mean we’re so excited Piggy escaped from the aliens! Unfortunately, his bacon went from the frying pan into the fire so to speak. Share and Enjoy:
Piggy kidnapped by aliens of the 12th kind. It’s not our fault. We accept no responsibility. And the subdermal implant had nothing to do with it…
The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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