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	<title>WIT AND HUMOR - A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE &#187; Piggy</title>
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	<description>Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something</description>
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		<title>Celebrate Good Times, Come On!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 05:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[donald trump]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Piggy celebrated the evisceration and impaling of Osama bin Laden (okay, he was just shot in the eye, but one can dream&#8230;) with a BIG party. He even baked a cake shaped like the part of Osama&#8217;s anatomy he hopes they cut off for &#8220;DNA identification.&#8221; Piggy is a bit blood thirsty. He doesn&#8217;t get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy Pees In The Pool</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Piggy. Golden Showers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pool]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it should be no surprise that our Piggy peed in the pool. The big question is, which pool? We recommend staying away from all water sports (not including Golden Showers, of course, which obviously don&#8217;t count) until we&#8217;ve established which pool Piggy defiled and clean it up. If you&#8217;ve ever watched Piggy polish off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SlimTs &#8211; A girdle by any other name&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 19:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[getting old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Men's Health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SlimTs&#8230;Oh my gawd! Are there really guys out there buying a freaking girdle? Are you kidding me? I don&#8217;t even think women wear girdles any more. I don&#8217;t know, maybe they do. But a man in a girdle? Sheesh! Okay, guys. If you&#8217;re buying a girdle&#8230;excuse me, a SlimT, to get your fat gut up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy Takes A Bath&#8230;well, he got one anyway</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy abuse]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[piggy porn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes there are few things in life more digusting than our Piggy. And I&#8217;m not just talking about his dirty mind. I mean, the little guy is a pig. Okay, major &#8220;duh&#8221; moment&#8230; Why, just this morning I caught him climbing into the dishwasher trying to lick the plates from last night (or from last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Expose! Piggy Back From Vacation. Tells All!</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/expose-piggy-back-from-vacation-tells-all</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/expose-piggy-back-from-vacation-tells-all#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buddha Squirrel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yellow menace]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Translation of headline: Buddha Squirrel dragged Piggy to rehab and got him wrung out in spin dry enough so he could put two coherent sentences together. Turns out, Piggy really was “rescued” by the Chinese government’s secret Commienaut space program. When the Yellow-Menace-One space capsule got back to earth, Piggy was quarantined along with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy home! But we can&#8217;t get the story&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[wine]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;until he sobers up. We have no idea how he got away from the Yellow Menace and back home. Last we heard he was captured by the Chinese Secret Police in space and taken to a secret prison where he was tortured for information. (Hmmm&#8230;why does this sound familiar?) Anyway, we were attempting through diplomatic channels [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy Rescued By Chinese Government &#8211; Char Siu Bao?</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/piggy-rescued-by-chinese-government-char-siu-bao</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/piggy-rescued-by-chinese-government-char-siu-bao#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[char siu bao]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese government]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Piggy was &#8220;rescued&#8221; by the Chinese government&#8217;s secret Commienaut space program. The Yellow-Menace-One space capsule &#8220;gobbled him up&#8221; at approximately 11:35am GMT Friday. His whereabouts since then are unknown. We had hoped Santa would resue him and find a nice home for him (anywhere else would be fine) but Santa was afraid Piggy&#8217;s predilection for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funniest spam yet&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/funniest-spam-yet</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/funniest-spam-yet#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Junk Email]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was monitoring my Junk mail folder this morning. I get around 250 junk emails a day but sometimes the &#8220;good stuff&#8221; ends up in there so, hey, gotta check. Anyway, I&#8217;m reading down the usual list of Viagra, Penis Enlargement and watches I can&#8217;t live without and I finally saw something new that actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy escapes from the aliens!</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/piggy-escapes-from-the-aliens</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sir Richard Branson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spaceship Two]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I&#8217;m afraid Piggy&#8230;er&#8230;I mean we&#8217;re so excited Piggy escaped from the aliens! Unfortunately, his bacon went from the frying pan into the fire so to speak. While he was able to get out of the spaceship, he hasn&#8217;t quite figured out how to get down from outer space. Which means he&#8217;s floating around the planet with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piggy Kidnapped by Aliens of the Twelfth Kind</title>
		<link>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/piggy-kidnapped-by-aliens-of-the-twelfth-kind</link>
		<comments>http://bobwaynesweblog.com/piggy-kidnapped-by-aliens-of-the-twelfth-kind#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acai berry juice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aliens of the]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robert S. Mueller]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Piggy kidnapped by aliens of the 12th kind. It's not our fault. We accept no responsibility. And the subdermal implant had nothing to do with it...]]></description>
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