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Yes, it’s true. Piggy is thankful on Thanksgiving.
As we all know, Piggy is a thoughtful and tender pig. A gentleman at heart. A lover in disguise…
So, what is Piggy thankful for on that brisk November day, when everyone is pulling out their napkins, forks and trays?
Heeeee’s thankful for soy bacon,
vegetarians and Jews
He’s thankful for those Muslims,
Who [...]

In a move that shocked and dismayed his ardent followers, Piggy voted this morning for Hugo Chavez for president of the United States.
When followers demanded an explanation, Piggy replied, “Hugo Chavez looks like a pig, he acts like a pig, he probably smells like a pig. Who else would I vote for?”

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Hugo Chavez running for US president? At this late hour? Yes, it’s true.
Piggy has rooted out this amazing political story on the eve of one of the most historic presidential elections in history.
Hugo Chavez has thrown his hat in the ring at the last minute. When asked why (ignoring the fact that he’s not [...]

Anthrax was discovered in Minneapolis, today, on a park bench near Lake Harriet. In a brave attempt to protect the community, Piggy snorted the entire dime ba…er…um..well, maybe it wasn’t Anthrax.
But it was definitely a plastic baggy of white powder and Piggy snorted the whole thing without a moment’s hesitation. Is he a hero? [...]

Yes, our favorite political prognosticator, Piggy, has done it again. With the aid of groups like Acorn who hire the mentally deficient and the morally bankrupt, Piggy has found a solution to John McCain’s apparently losing candidacy.
When the Mob delivered the State of Illinois to John Kennedy in 1960, it was on the promise [...]

Yes, nothing says debauchery like one of Piggy’s wild parties. The liquor cabinet was thrown open and a quiet dinner party became another drunken Piggy rampage.
The evidence lies before you…

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Piggy may be a ham but when it’s time to work, he’s right there in the thick of it. Being a mascot isn’t easy. Especially for Piggy.

The role of mascot requires discipline, hard work and a serious commitment. Not Piggy’s strong suits (as if the lazy bastard has any strong suits).

However, what he lacks in almost everything that might be called a quality, he makes up for with his plush lovable exterior and affable willingness to hog the show… (click title to Read More!)

…or at least he got back without being eaten. The French do love their pork.
So, where did Piggy go and what did he do?
Let me make clear that Piggy came back with a lot of pictures so I’m gonna to milk this sucker for all the blog entries I can get. Besides, a little Piggy [...]

Piggy is on the plane and headed to Paris. In fact, if my calculations are correct, he and the Diva Drew and the Rose Ensemble have already stepped off the plane in sunny Paris.
They were lucky enough to get one of the last direct to Paris flights from “No Way” Airlines.
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Yes, our intrepid Piggy has finally found a way to travel to Europe. He is, of course, rising “piggy-back” in Lisa Drew’s backpack.
He’s brought along everything he needs. A bag of truffles, a bag of breath mints and an airsick bag. Yes, our Piggy is prepared.
He’s also figured out how to hide from the [...]

Sheesh! I can’t leave that pig alone for a second. I went to the store to get more gin and limes and I come back and find him watching piggy porn on my computer! And drinking my good beer, too!
I’m probably on some pig porn perverts FBI list now along with Dick Cheney.
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Piggy, visit the Kittywumpuss Shop!  “http://www.cafepress.com/kittywumpuss”

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Yes, despite the cavalier way Piggy’s relatives have all found their way into my free…er…uh…into someone’s freezer, you just can’t keep a good Piggy down.
So once again, in a fit of joie de vivre, our hip cat Piggy is dancing his little heart out to the passionate strains of Jim Carrey’s version of Cuban Pete [...]

Piggy is tired of finding his family in the freezer so he’s hired a marketing firm to create a campaign to stop people from eating pork.
Here are a few of the tag lines they’ve come up with:
“CHICKEN - IT’S THE ONLY WHITE MEAT”
“DON’T EAT PIGS BECAUSE PIGS EAT POOP”
“DO YOU REALLY WANT TO EAT [...]

talk about a great vacation. Piggy traveled to a cooler climate to get away from the heat and found several of his long lost relatives. Here he is “hamming it up” with his favorite Uncle “Blackie”…

 
 
 
 
 
 
Piggy with Aunt Salty

 
 
 
 
 
 
Piggy with Cousin Tasty

 
 
 
 
 
 
Piggy with Cousin Filet

 
 
 
 
 
 
Piggy with Cousin Succulent

 
 
 
 
 
 
Talk about your summer fun…

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Piggy found a new place to get away from the summer heat. Of course, little does Piggy know he’s in for a big surprise…stay tuned… 

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I took my friend Dawn to an oral surgeon yesterday and then gave her a ride home afterwards. Since she got gassed, she missed all the festivities in her mouth.
I learned a few things though from seeing her in the recovery room after the surgery. I really hate seeing my friends so frail, fragile [...]

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) ?
For the first time in its history, the Como Zoo has birthed a baby piggie.
The small porker burst from its dis-reputable mother on Thursday in the Zoo’s Pig Pen.
Historically, Zoos throughout the United States have had trouble producing piggies due to the animal’s unusual breeding practices. Rumors abound concerning leather and shackles.
Como [...]

The Diva Drew left for France Tuesday on a three week performance tour with the Rose Ensemble. She had promised Piggy she’d take him with her but, being the lazy slug that he is (what the hell, he’s a pig), he slept in and missed the flight.
He has been inconsolable. No lovely French truffles. [...]

Piggy has finally reached the end of his rope. Loneliness has overwhelmed his desire to be a…well, uhm,,,a pig. He’s determined to slim down and find the perfect girl.
So Piggy has created his own diet that combines his love of chocolate with his complete lack of self control.
He eats everything he wants, anytime he [...]