BOB WAYNE’S WEBLOG

Billy Mays is the most annoying person on TV. If anyone in the developed world disagrees with me it’s because they are deaf. Or dead.
I’ve always had a fondness for the mute button on my remote control. I consider it the greatest invention of the Twentieth Century, right after microwave popcorn.
And Billy Mays has [...]

Does that sound crazy? Maybe. But I’ve never accepted the common definition of “patriotism”. The people who believe a patriot is someone who defends his country right or wrong.
George Carlin was a true patriot. Rather than defend the status quo, he challenged the country and its people and its government to be better than they [...]

The Diva Drew and I were watching TV the other night and a commercial came on for Levitra.They mentioned in the commercial that we could find Levitra in the latest issue of This Old House. How cool is that? You can erect a house with Levitra! That’s some potent shit, man!

addthis_url = [...]

A few years back, I thought I was going to come into a great deal of money (I didn’t). Well, as any sensible middle-aged guy would do, I went out looking at sports cars. The Diva and I went straight to the Lotus/Jaguar dealership.
I believe I can state with authority that Lotus sports cars were designed implicitly to [...]