WIT AND HUMOR – A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE

What the hell was she thinking? Did her dad (Tony Curtis) do commercials? Did her mom (Vivien Leigh) do commercials? Does the Pope bear wood in the forest? Hell, I don’t know but I’ve probably just offended a half dozen Catholics. But that’s okay because I’m watching The Tudors and the Pope is just not [...]

Okay, maybe this is only important to car geeks but…Jaguar bought by TaTa Motors of China? It was offensive enough to the poor Brits when a bunch of cowboys from Detroit had the balls to rip Jaguar from the clutches of the Tea & Biscuit set and turn them into Forduars. But this? Share and [...]

A few years back, I thought I was going to come into a great deal of money (I didn’t). Well, as any sensible middle-aged guy would do, I went out looking at sports cars. The Diva and I went straight to the Lotus/Jaguar dealership. Share and Enjoy:

The Diva Drew and I were watching TV tonight and saw an oxymoron in a commercial – a cool-looking Buick. That’s like saying Dick Cheney has a soul. Or Bush has a brain. We’re talking Land of OZ here. On top of which, I hate SUVs. I’m a gearhead and a sporty car guy. BMWs, [...]