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	<title>WIT AND HUMOR - A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE &#187; Ranting</title>
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	<description>Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something</description>
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		<title>Brookdale Center needs to go the way of Apache Plaza</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Aldi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brookdale Center is as big an eyesore as Apache Plaza was. So rather than this &#8220;pie in the sky&#8221; idea of creating a mega entertainment center that has no connection or appeal to the local population, why not bull doze the thing and build a sensible combination of office, retail, restaurants, apartments, condos and anchor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minnesota Drivers &#8211; An open letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Minnesota Drivers, Tooling around the North 40 in the family tractor does not qualify you to drive on city streets. I would just love to know what the hell they teach in driver&#8217;s ed here. For instance: When the light turns green and you&#8217;re in the left turn lane, you&#8217;re supposed to pull into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I thought I&#8217;d have to kill myself if I heard another word about Dead Michael Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anything to get away from the latest news about Dead Michael Jackson. He was an entertainer. He had talent. We all danced to his music. But just shut the fuck up and bury him already!]]></description>
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		<title>Squirrels on a Rampage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Squirrels on a rampage seems appropriate, don&#8217;t you? What do you say to something like this? You know the theory that cockroaches will outlive us all because when humans waste each other with nuclear bombs the cockroaches will survive the radiation? Forget about it. The squirrels will eat the cockroaches and outlive everyone and everything&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minnesota Outdoors and Arts Amendment Passes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s any doubt that the so-called Taxpayers League of Minnesota is out of touch and out of step with Minnesota, this is pretty much proof positive. They should just call it the Friends of Michele Bachman League since that&#8217;s about the only people they represent. From the Star Trib article: Outdoors, arts amendment passes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Carlin was a Patriot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does that sound crazy? Maybe. But I&#8217;ve never accepted the common definition of &#8220;patriotism&#8221;. The people who believe a patriot is someone who defends his country right or wrong. George Carlin was a true patriot. Rather than defend the status quo, he challenged the country and its people and its government to be better than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So what the hell is up with spatulas?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right&#8230;spatulas. I&#8217;ve got five of them in my utensil drawer. Do they breed? Are they spreading like the Black Plague? And that&#8217;s just the normal ones. You know, the kind you&#8217;d flip your pancakes or burgers with. Then there&#8217;s the flexible rubber ones and the metal ones that look like a boat rudder. And [...]]]></description>
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