Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something
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So what the hell is up with spatulas?
By: bobwayne on: Apr 3,2008 In: Ranting, humor, life chroniclesThat’s right…spatulas. I’ve got five of them in my utensil drawer. Do they breed? Are they spreading like the Black Plague?
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I was watching Top Gear and an Activia commercial came on with Jamie Lee Curtis and…
By: bobwayne on: Mar 31,2008 In: Sexy rides, humor, life chroniclesWhat the hell was she thinking? Did her dad (Tony Curtis) do commercials? Did her mom (Vivien Leigh) do commercials? Does the Pope bear wood in the forest? Hell, I don’t know but I’ve probably just offended a half dozen Catholics. But that’s okay because I’m watching The Tudors and the Pope is just not [...]
Okay, maybe this is only important to car geeks but…Jaguar bought by TaTa Motors of China? It was offensive enough to the poor Brits when a bunch of cowboys from Detroit had the balls to rip Jaguar from the clutches of the Tea & Biscuit set and turn them into Forduars. But this?
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It was one of the last true snowfalls of winter. The snow danced, the wind sang, the trees quivered and snuggled into their fresh white blanket. Robert Frost and Walt Whitman waxed and waned on the excellence of Minnesota winters. Piggy perched in quiet solitude…gently framed in thoughts of spring…and Piggy frolicking…
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Piggy Declares Gee-Hawd On Dis-Believers Who Make Fun of St. Reptilicus!
By: bobwayne on: Mar 20,2008 In: Piggy, St. Reptilicus, humor, politicsPiggy is hopping mad and he’s not going to take it anymore. Those of you who make fun of St. Reptilicus are in deep doo-doo. Piggy has sworn to do the Feral Piggy Dance on your forehead until you admit that:
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The best explanation I can think of is to listen to the Bob Wayne's Weblog theme song. Yes, that's right, I have a theme song (conveniently stolen from "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes). Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you really think!Official Bob Wayne's Blog Theme Song
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