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	<title>WIT AND HUMOR - A FUNNY SITE BY BOB WAYNE &#187; getting old</title>
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	<description>Fractured fairy tales from a 50-something</description>
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		<title>SlimTs &#8211; A girdle by any other name&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 19:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Piggy]]></category>
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SlimTs&#8230;Oh my gawd! Are there really guys out there buying a freaking girdle? Are you kidding me? I don&#8217;t even think women wear girdles any more. I don&#8217;t know, maybe they do. But a man in a girdle? Sheesh!
Okay, guys. If you&#8217;re buying a girdle&#8230;excuse me, a SlimT, to get your fat gut up off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viva Levitra&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Diva Drew and I were watching TV the other night and a commercial came on for Levitra.They mentioned in the commercial that we could find Levitra in the latest issue of This Old House. How cool is that? You can erect a house with Levitra! That&#8217;s some potent shit, man!





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		<title>Okay, now I&#8217;m really pissed off. Youth-impaired?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Fireball XL-5]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I learned a new phrase today. Ready kids? It&#8217;s &#8220;Youth-impaired.&#8221;

Excuse my French but, &#8220;What the fuck?&#8221;
Youth-impaired? If 50 is the new 30, I&#8217;m going to go find the bastard that came up with that line and bitch-slap him &#8217;til his teeth rattle. If it&#8217;s a woman, I&#8217;ll give her a &#8220;super-sized&#8221; piece of my mind. What&#8217;s left [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found a note on my desk this morning. It said, &#8220;Next blog post &#8211; Bottom of the Barrel Baby Boomer&#8221;. Cool. Problem is, I have no idea what the brilliant thought was behind this post idea.

ADD sucks. It&#8217;s definitely not a great way to operate your life. However, it does have it&#8217;s benefits. And as soon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Fast, Die Young, Yada, Yada; A Little Tough at 50</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bobwayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to grab my shaving cream this morning out of the bottom cabinet in the bathroom. A bolt of pain shot through my back that just about sent me  flying over the toilet. I won&#8217;t deny that getting older has it&#8217;s benefits. However, aches, pains, creaks, groans, and general decrepitness ain&#8217;t part of the benefits package.

But [...]]]></description>
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